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Posted on 23rd Jul at 6:27 PM, with 55,246 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


There’s a fucking popemobile to go with him too.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

There’s a fucking popemobile to go with him too.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:54 AM, with 141,347 notes
newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

Posted on 21st Jul at 10:14 PM, with 82,712 notes

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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Posted on 21st Jul at 9:53 PM, with 33,785 notes
arkeindzel:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

I once put this as my cover picture on Facebook and lose five friends.

arkeindzel:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

I once put this as my cover picture on Facebook and lose five friends.

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